Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Put on some clothing, for the love of Christ.

Dear ladies of Kenyon,

It was -3 degrees this morning, and let me tell you, it is hard to admire your shapely legs, fetchingly framed though they may be by a skirt and Uggs, when one knows that naught but a few microns of trembling nylon stand between your skin and the "I-think-my-face-is-falling-off!" weather. You look like walking icicles. Does frostbite make you feel sexy? It's time for some common sense, ladies. Put on some clothing. We are not a nudist colony.

It should be noted that this applies to select menfolk as well. Come on, guys.

Lots of Love,

Laura